I have a Dad?!

So I was bashing away at the buttons on my X-Plorer guitar for Guitar Hero II.
Finally going to tackle Shout at the Devil on Expert mode!

*flash*
*click*

I stared at the now black screen in awe and anger.
My mother appeared from behind the entertainment unit.
I shot a long glare at her.

"Honey, your father and I both think you play too many video games..." she said.
I cut her off then and there.
"What the hell? I have a Dad?" I yelled.
"Well... yes, honey." came the reply from her.
"Wow. His manboobs were so big I thought you were a lesbian. Damn." I shot back.